SEEN & HEARD: “It’s Going Down” at the Tappa Tappa Keg and Quad Delt Mixer
SOUTH FRAT QUAD — New members of Greek organizations Tappa Tappa Keg and Delta Delta Delta Delta attended their first mixer Saturday. Delighted to talk to members of the opposite sex for the first time...
View Article[Denial Issue] It’s Not Alcoholism, I Swear
By Billy Reyes, Weinberg Freshman Guys, c’mon. I don’t know why we have to do this here. Or at all. I’m not an alcoholic! I mean… c’mon, I’m a freshman! Freshmen can’t be alcoholics–Alcoholics are sad...
View ArticleFreshman’s Sentence to 30 Days in Plex Sparks Human Rights Controversy
EVANSTON – As part of a new experimental initiative intended to outline possible new disciplinary actions that would better deter students from underage drinking and other unsafe behavior, the...
View ArticleClass of 2018’s Night Out “Wild”
Exclusive insider access from Claire Picard, Class of 2018 EVANSTON – Northwestern’s class of 2018 earned their wildcat reputation last night. After eating enough hot cookie bar to fuel up for the...
View ArticleFireball and Antifreeze: Everything I Need To Survive the Winter in One Bottle
Remember to recycle your plastic handles because it’s #greencup
View ArticleFlipside Investigates: Barn Party
Written by a slutty cat present as an eyewitness Well, ladies and gents, our favorite NU fraternity, Tappa Tappa Keg, has done it again. On Thursday, October 30th, Tappa Tappa Keg threw its annual...
View ArticleThe duck why this fallen: 2016 Dillo
Editor’s note: We at the Flipside have a long tradition of drunk articles for Dillo. Keeping in the spirit of completely reasonable and well thought out literary cancer that we are famous for, this...
View ArticleReport: Your PA was Drunk the Whole Time
Northwestern’s Alcohol ENU, long ignored by students, has recently come under fire for releasing a survey of PA drinking habits. While many freshmen have hypothesized about how PAs plow through Wildcat...
View ArticleArea Mono Virus Hooks Up with Drunken Bloodstream
After sources saw the disease sloppily infecting the trashed vascular system last night at a party, reports today indicate that an area mononucleosis virus had successfully hooked up with a drunken...
View ArticleFreshman Wakes Up as UChicago Transfer After Mixing Antibiotics and Tequila
After a night of heavy drinking while on antibiotics, WCAS freshman Adam Hanson has reportedly transferred to the University of Chicago. A source close to him said Hanson was put on Amoxicillin this...
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